May 2013
42 posts
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
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mirrortraffic:
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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joloso:
gobrookeurself:
my dad just got an instagram and it is full of nothing but fucking shirtless pictures
wasssup doe………is your dad single………?
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
rodneykong:
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
turklet:
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
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happybex:
She wears I wear She’s and I’m Dreaming bout the day when you That what you’re lookin’ for has been If you could see that I’m the one who Been here all along so why can’t you see? You
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hissthemovie:
if you have AP exams coming up, good luck!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧
if you have finals soon, do your best!! ★~(◕‿◕✿)
if you have work or school tomorrow, have a nice day!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
malikdick:
if the whole 3d movie is just harry working out id be rly ok with that
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purplewhalesofdeath:
*Laminated paper wobbling sound*
April 2013
33 posts
purplewhalesofdeath:
*Laminated paper wobbling sound*
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methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
